A voluptuous woman is getting ready for bed. As we have come to know, our heroine has excellent hair. A man enters. Quite incredibly, he has no beard.
W: Put the big light off, will you?
M: Wait a minute, I’m just going to get a drink of water.
W: Ew, not out of that manky bottle next to your bed! You know, you should wash that out occasionally. It’s got a worrying greenish tinge.
M: I cleaned it the other day, I’ll have you know.
W: Great. Ssssh. I am now asleep.
(The man switches off the light. A few moments passes.)
M: Anyway – you should know that algae is good for whales.
W: (sitting up) Excuse me… just as a point of clarification, tell me – is one of us supposed to be a WHALE in this scenario?!
M: No, but you know how they say carrots are good for your eyes?
W: What the… what? I am having difficulty finding the golden thread of the alleged logical sequencing in your argument. Think very carefully before you speak next.
M: RABBITS EAT CARROTS, am I right?
W: Er…
M: Well, whales eat algae and you never hear about POORLY WHALES, do you?
(fin)
Follow the past adventures of our intrepid couple here, here, here and here.
